Saturday, October 01, 2005 09:31:17 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
Paris Hilton And Paris Latsis Are No More
Paris Hilton shocked the world Friday night
by announcing that her engagement to Greek shipping
scion Paris Latsis has ended. Yes, that's right.
The greatest romance
in history of the known universe is now over.
Here is what our panel had to say about this
earth-shattering development.
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Not that I want to rush her into anything.
But I've got this friend she might be interested
in meeting ... He's mid-fifties, grey-haired, lives
in New York,
and his wife is always away on business ...
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I invented Paris Hilton.
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Oh my goodness! Iraq, Katrina, the Tom DeLay indictment,
the questionable Bill Frist stock sale, the Karl Rove
scandal. And of course the continuing saga of Paris Hilton.
There are only so many disasters a guy can take.
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