Thursday, September 29, 2005 11:31:54 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
Kermit The Frog Turns 50
Kermit the Frog, the star of Sesame Street and
The Muppet Show, turned 50 years old this week.
In an effort to celebrate the occasion Disney has
announced that the internationally acclaimed
stout-bodied amphibian will be making a
world-wide tour which will begin next month
in the town of Kermit, Texas. We asked our
panel for thoughts on Kermit's first half-century.
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Fifty years living above ground? How did he manage it?
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I wonder if he has any old tapes of
Miss Piggy singing that we could
use against the Iraqi insurgents.
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Unfortunately, we French find that his humor
lacks both the intricacy and sophistication of Jerry Lewis.
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Happy Birthday Kermit. Where's the john?
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