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Thursday, September 29, 2005 11:31:54 AM
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Kermit The Frog Turns 50

Kermit the Frog, the star of Sesame Street and The Muppet Show, turned 50 years old this week. In an effort to celebrate the occasion Disney has announced that the internationally acclaimed stout-bodied amphibian will be making a world-wide tour which will begin next month in the town of Kermit, Texas. We asked our panel for thoughts on Kermit's first half-century.
Fifty years living above ground? How did he manage it?
I wonder if he has any old tapes of Miss Piggy singing that we could use against the Iraqi insurgents.
Unfortunately, we French find that his humor lacks both the intricacy and sophistication of Jerry Lewis.
Happy Birthday Kermit. Where's the john?
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