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Wednesday, September 28, 2005 10:01:41 AM
TELEVISION Laura Bush Does Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
We are getting reports to our desk that
First Lady Laura Bush will be making an
appearance on the ABC reality show
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
While we don't know the exact details
of where the home in need of repairs is,
unconfirmed reports tell us that the house
is somewhere in Washington D.C.,
along Pennsylvania Avenue.
Apparently the house in question underwent
a massive shift to the right about five years ago.
And, due to the overwhelming incompetence and
mismanagement of the present occupant, the house
will have to go through a gargantuan overhaul
to move it back to its former foundation and condition.
According to reports, the present occupant is so
greatly in debt after spending all his money on
foreign adventures that he has no funds left at all for
domestic repairs.
Furthermore -- from what we hear -- despite Mrs. Bush
best efforts to help clean the place up, the house
will most likely not return to its former condition
until November 2008 -- at the earliest.
We are getting reports to our desk that
First Lady Laura Bush will be making an
appearance on the ABC reality show
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
