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Wednesday, September 28, 2005 10:01:41 AM
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Laura Bush Does Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

We are getting reports to our desk that First Lady Laura Bush will be making an appearance on the ABC reality show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

While we don't know the exact details of where the home in need of repairs is, unconfirmed reports tell us that the house is somewhere in Washington D.C., along Pennsylvania Avenue.

Apparently the house in question underwent a massive shift to the right about five years ago. And, due to the overwhelming incompetence and mismanagement of the present occupant, the house will have to go through a gargantuan overhaul to move it back to its former foundation and condition.

According to reports, the present occupant is so greatly in debt after spending all his money on foreign adventures that he has no funds left at all for domestic repairs.

Furthermore -- from what we hear -- despite Mrs. Bush best efforts to help clean the place up, the house will most likely not return to its former condition until November 2008 -- at the earliest.


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