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Monday, September 26, 2005 07:17:48 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Get Hitched
Actress Demi Moore, formerly married to
Bruce Willis, and boyfriend Ashton Kutcher are reported to have
tied the knot this weekend after a
lengthy courtship. We asked our panel for
their thoughts on the latest nuptial news from Hollywood.
She's a little too young for me.
But, then again, Ashton always did have a
thing for those younger babes.
She's a little too old for me.
Well, that and a little too female.
They wouldn't happen to have a nanny would they?
Just out of curiosity -- would anyone happen to
know how many bathrooms
they have in their home by any chance?
They've gotten married, have they?
Well, I hope they were able to enjoy
the sex while it lasted.
I wish them the best of luck and
hope they have lots of children together.
After all, we are going to need
those kids to serve in Iraq one of these days.
