Thursday, September 22, 2005 04:33:06 AM
REVIEWS
The Clinton Condom Reviewed
A Chinese company announced
this week that it is bringing to
market a condom that bears the
name of former President Bill
Clinton. Fortunately, in what must
stand as a miracle of modern times, one of our
reporters actually had an opportunity to
use a Clinton condom just after it was released
from the condom factory.
Here is his review.
The Clinton condom is a masterpiece in prophylactic design.
Finally someone has developed a condom to fit all shapes
and sizes. It stretches and bends to match whatever
position you choose. Not only that, but it's
extra-slickness guarantees you will always have
the lubrication you need. If I ever get a chance
to have
sex again, this will be the condom I will use.
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