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Friday, September 16, 2005 07:54:18 AM
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Donald Trump On Former Stripper and Apprentice Contestant Alla Wartenberg

Real estate mogul and reality show star Donald Trump spoke with Access Hollywood yesterday about this season's most controversial contestant, former Las Vegas stripper Alla Wartenberg (known in the past as Alla Kosova or Extacy). Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated what he had to say.

Donald Trump: She is a very smart, very cunning woman who you will notice when you turn on the show.

Translation: Our rating's have been going down season after season. She's hot.


Donald Trump: The fact is, she did have a past and the past was pretty strange. But she's a very talented person in many different respects.

Translation: She's doing a heck of a job.

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