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Thursday, September 15, 2005 04:02:08 AM
TODAY'S THOUGHT
George W. Bush: I think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break?

Yesterday Reuters captured a photo of President George W. Bush at the United Nations scribbling a note which read: “I think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break?” Unfortunately, Reuters did not photograph what was on the other side of the paper. Today we are able to present Mr. Bush's note in full.

I think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break?

Make that an extended BATHroom break, say about three years or so, until my second term as president is over.

I would like this BATHroom break to be in a heavily insulated area far away from any place where I would hear about the quagmire in Iraq, the flagging economy, Valerie Plame, rising gasoline prices, my sagging popularity and the aftermath of Hurricane Katina.

I would like to take this BATHroom break right now.


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