Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Thursday, September 15, 2005 04:02:08 AM
TODAY'S THOUGHT George W. Bush: I think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break?
Yesterday Reuters
captured a photo
of President George W. Bush at the
United Nations scribbling a note which
read: âI think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break?â
Unfortunately, Reuters did not photograph
what was on the other side of the paper.
Today we are able to present Mr. Bush's note in full.
I think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break?
Make that an extended BATHroom break,
say about three years or so, until my
second term as president is over.
I would like this BATHroom break to be
in a heavily insulated area far away from
any place where I would hear about the quagmire
in Iraq, the flagging economy, Valerie Plame,
rising gasoline prices, my sagging
popularity and the aftermath of Hurricane Katina.
I would like to take this BATHroom break right now.