Our sponsors help make Chortler possible. Please visit them.
 
Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 07:54:25 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.
Hey.
Hey.
So, darling, how am I doing so far as a husband, provider and future father of our child?
I am satisfied with the response.
Ouch! That's harsh, sweetheart. How can you say such a thing? I really am trying my best.
Things are going relatively well.
Honey, c'mon. That hurts. That's the worst criticism anyone has ever thrown my way. You really know how to go for the jugular.
You're doing a heck of a job.
Yikes! That's the clincher! I never realized things had gotten this bad between us. I guess this is going to force me to do something drastic now in order to turn things around -- like finding gainful employment.
Send this page to a friend

More Famous Phone Calls



SPONSORED LINKS: Simple English News Fejdísz Kopfschmuck Bridal Headpieces

Copyright © 2001-2007 postdocme.net

Privacy policy

WE'RE GIVING STUFF AWAY

Site map Chortler -- All the Gnus Fit to Sprint Resources