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Friday, September 09, 2005 11:57:24 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part IX

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Hi sweetums.
Howdy sugar buns.
Honey, I continue to get really upset by what I see on television and read in the newspapers every day.
I know darling. It's so frustrating.
If only those involved would say something to ease the confusion.
And stop with all the back-and-forth sniping and finger-pointing.
If things keep up like this it'll be weeks, months, years before we get a legitimate answer as to how things stand.
You would think that with the press focusing so much of its energy on this one story everything would be clearer.
Absolutely, the people of Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama deserve better.
Darn it sweetie. I thought you were talking about us again.
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