Tuesday, September 06, 2005 11:58:17 AM
ADVICE
Ask Dick Cheney for September 6, 2005
Dear Dick,
I am in charge of the agency which was
supposed to help those people in Louisiana,
Mississippi and Alabama whose lives were torn
apart by Hurricane Katrina. Because of my incredible
ineptitude thousands of people were not
given the assistance they needed on time.
What is going to happen to me?
- Michael Brown
Head of FEMA
Dear Michael,
I am sorry to say the Chief Justice of the Supreme
Court has just been taken. But don't worry, we'll
find some way to reward you.
Dear Dick,
I was the most popular president in the history
of the universe at one time. Now because of Hurricane Katrina everyone's
picking on me. I want my mommy. This is a disaster.
- George
Dear George,
What the heck are you doing interrupting my vacation
over a little thing like Hurricane Katrina?
Dear Dick,
I recently placed a tattoo on my forehead that reads,
âP. Diddy Rules.â Now that he's changed his name
to Diddy, I'm starting to feel really stupid.
- Sancho Glickman
President and Chief Coffee Maker
postdocme.net
Dear Sancho,
No worries. I'll just give my old pals at Halliburton a call and I'm sure
they can swing you a great deal on the clean-up operations for only few hundred
million bucks.
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