Wednesday, August 31, 2005 06:49:08 AM
TRANSLATION
Paris Hilton On Her Relationship With Paris Latsis
Paris Hilton sent conflicting messages about her romance of the century with Paris Latsis during the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday in Miami. Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated what she had to say.
Paris Hilton: (When asked about their future together) I don't know, I'm just having fun.
Translation: Of course, as you know, fun for me means debating the meaning of Game Theory, writing sonnets in Swahili and curling up to a Martin Heidegger tome in the evening.
Paris Hilton: I am very happy and in love with Paris, and the wedding is still on.
Translation: Alas, such is the dilemma a young woman in the middle of
interpreting both the
Cynics and the Stoics from
the original Latin faces.
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