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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 06:35:58 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Discuss The Hurricane

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Hello, apple of my eye for whom I would upset the furniture of a thousand daytime talk show hosts.
Hi Brad!
Can you believe how horrible this hurricane is?
You mean because of the vast destruction it has left in its wake and the untold misery and suffering it has caused for residents of the area?
Not exactly.
Do you mean because it is a symbol of what will happen if we continue to ignore climate change?
No, that's not it either.
Then what did you mean?
Have you noticed how it's kept us out of the headlines this entire week? This is even worse than the Karl Rove scandal.
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