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Thursday, August 18, 2005 06:29:03 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie On Getting Married

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Hi kitten!
Hi tiger! Say, I think it's about time we made a decision.
You mean you want me to jump up and down on Oprah's furniture professing my love for you? I'm there.
No silly.
You want me to go on the Today Show and talk about the evils of modern psychiatry?
C'mon Brad. Get serious. Dont you think it's time we got married?
Brilliant idea, sweetheart! There's no way anybody would believe there's anything sexual going on between us if we did that.

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