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Monday, August 15, 2005 01:18:38 PM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie discussing their upcoming films that will be released this fall.

Hello Nicole.
Hello Paris.
So tell me about your new movie.
Well, it's a bit of a Bergmanesque homage that moves gradually towards a symbolic tribute to Fellini and Kurosawa.
Oh that's so hot, to coin a phrase. My film is more reminiscent of 1950's Hungarian director Zoltan Fabri with a hint of some early Milos Forman thrown in.
I was unsure whether to lend my role an Ophelian dimension or to imbue it with a Desdemona-type approach. What about you?
Oh, Nicole, don't be silly. You know what traditional Bernhardtian I am at heart.
And to think that some people say modern cinema can't go any lower.
What utter nonsense.

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