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Monday, August 15, 2005 04:11:45 AM
TRANSLATION Kimberly Stewart Says 'I'm Sorry' To Jennifer Aniston
Model Kimberly Stewart apologized to Jennifer Aniston after some rather
unflattering comments she made about the former Friends star.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their
hands translated what Rod Stewart's daughter had to say.
Kimberly Stewart: (Original remark) I like her,
'cause sheâs, you know, homely. She obviously
has to have something else. Itâs not like sheâs gorgeous or anything.
Translation: Hey, Rod Stewart is my dad. I'm an authority
on homely.
Kimberly Stewart: (Apology phase) I actually
sent her flowers today and an apology.
Translation: There you have it people! A complete sentence.
More than Paris Hilton has ever managed
in her lifetime.
Kimberly Stewart: (Apology phase) It was one of
those things that you say and then you bite your tongue, and youâre just
like, what did I just do?
Translation: I'll never get job at the Fox network if I keep
regretting provocative statements that I make.
Model Kimberly Stewart apologized to Jennifer Aniston after some rather
unflattering comments she made about the former Friends star.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their
hands translated what Rod Stewart's daughter had to say.
