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Thursday, August 11, 2005 01:56:39 PM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, Part II

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

Hey.
Hey.
So what's this I hear about you saying my career is doomed?
Of course it's doomed. Doomed to overwhelm the world because of the enormous talent you possess -- talent that I can only dream of attaining.
Then why did you say you don't believe a comeback is in the cards for me?
All I meant was that you have no need to make a comeback since you remain the greatest female singer of all time or indeed the greatest singer in history.
But I thought you said I've let myself go?
What I meant to say is that you've let yourself go to new heights through your extraordinary musical gifts and dedication to your art.
Oh, I'm so glad we can be such friendly rivals without any hint of bitterness between us.

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