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Friday, August 05, 2005 01:06:14 PM
TRANSLATION Robert Novak's Angry Outburst
Viewers were astounded by conservative columnist Robert Novak's sudden temper tantrum on this Thursday's live broadcast of CNN's âInside Politicsâ in which he eventually left the set. Thankfully our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands were able to make sense of what he said.
Robert Novak: A lot of my trouble in the world is that they've doctored
my makeup and colorized me in a lot of newspapers on my picture.
Translation: I look like Cindy Crawford in real life.
Robert Novak: (Talking about Florida Senate candidate Katherine Harris) Don't be so sure she's going to lose.
Translation: As a matter of fact, my
all-knowing, omnipotent, but as yet unnamed source assures me that she already has it sewed up.
Robert Novak: (To fellow panelist James Carville). Well, I think that's bullshit and I hate that. Just let it go. Walks off
Translation: Karl, you never said anything about people trying to hurt my feelings.
Viewers were astounded by conservative columnist Robert Novak's sudden temper tantrum on this Thursday's live broadcast of CNN's âInside Politicsâ in which he eventually left the set. Thankfully our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands were able to make sense of what he said.
