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Friday, July 29, 2005 09:21:03 AM
TRANSLATION Nicole Narain Speaks Up About Sex Video With Colin Farrell
Nicole Narain, a former Playboy playmate and renowned
authority on the philosophy of Martin Heidegger, addressed the subject of
her now famous home video with Irish actor Colin Farrell yesterday.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what she had to say.
Nicole Narain: You know ... it was just like ... you know.
Translation: And there I was thinking I had finally
found somebody who had appreciated me for my mind.
Nicole Narain: There's nothing off the wall about (the video).
Translation: The off the wall stuff comes up in Colin Farrill/Nicole
Narain: The Sequel.
Nicole Narain: I try not to let too many things get to me, but
this is definitely stressful.
Translation: Oy vey, now I am the subject of ridicule on bad online
satire sites. Will the humiliation never cease?
Nicole Narain, a former Playboy playmate and renowned
authority on the philosophy of Martin Heidegger, addressed the subject of
her now famous home video with Irish actor Colin Farrell yesterday.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what she had to say.
