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Thursday, July 21, 2005 08:14:03 AM
TRANSLATION Colin Farrell Against Nicole Narain
Colin Farrell was able to get a restraining order against former Playmate
Nicole Narain yesterday in his battle to block her from releasing
a pornographic videotape in which
they both play starring roles. Our team of so-called reporters
with far too much time on their hands translated
his attorney Martin Singer's remarks.
Colin Farrell's Attorney Martin Singer: The videotape
was created by two individuals
solely for their private use and enjoyment.
Translation: Down in front!
Colin Farrell's Attorney Martin Singer: We became aware that there
was an attempt to basically get this tape
out there in the marketplace by having various providers
get it out on porn websites.
Translation: Isn't
Colin Farrell really superfluous in this whole matter anyway?
Let's see a show of hands: How many people want to see
Colin Farrell in a porn video and how many
want to see Nicole Narain?
Colin Farrell's Attorney Martin Singer: It is unlawful to
exploit a videotape without the
written consent of both participants.
Translation: Good heavens! Don't put that videotape under your...
Colin Farrell was able to get a restraining order against former Playmate
Nicole Narain yesterday in his battle to block her from releasing
a pornographic videotape in which
they both play starring roles. Our team of so-called reporters
with far too much time on their hands translated
his attorney Martin Singer's remarks.
