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Hi Nicole.
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| Hi Colin. |
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| Say, about that little film we made the other night. I was thinking we might need to edit it a bit. |
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| Okay, let's take out the car chase scene. |
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| And the scene with me sinking in quicksand. |
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| I guess we should also chop the scene where I pay a subtle, yet undeniable tribute to Bergman. |
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| And my flashbacks to Nam. |
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| And my Jedi lightsaber battle. |
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| And my crazed and deranged 45-minute soliloquy in pre-15th century Bulgarian. |
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| And my gunfight with a Afghan warlord.
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| I guess that only leaves the sex scene.
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| Thank God for broadband. Fifteen minutes of fame here I come.
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