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Thursday, June 23, 2005 01:54:26 PM
TRANSLATION
The Truth About Hillary Clinton Translated
Due to the fact that our team of so-called reporters read at a speed of about a page an hour, any decent review of Edward
Klein's new historical masterpiece The Truth About Hillary in this so-called publication would have to wait a good two
years or so. Instead, they did manage to read a few of the really juicy bits and offer the following translation of them.
Edward Klein: That same night, Bill Clinton telephoned Monica for some phone sex.
Translation: Is it just me or does everyone miss the Clintons as much as I do?
Edward Klein: Another time, it was reported, she had burst into a room
looking for her husband, and shouted at a Secret Service officer, "Where's the miserable cocksucker?"
Translation: No, not that buxom brunette, you idiot. I'm referring to my husband.
Edward Klein: The notion of a woman being a lesbian was fascinating to Hillary.
Translation: Tom Cruise gets engaged at the Eiffel Tower
just as his new movie comes out to his new girlfriend who also has a movie coming out and I'm being
accused of a publicity stunt?
Edward Klein: She had flown to New York City at her own expense,
and fondled the President's penis in the presence of his wife,
who was a few feet away on the rope line and probably saw her do it.
Translation: Well, at least give me some credit for having a better imagination that guys who write this site.
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