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Monday, June 13, 2005 07:56:25 AM
TRANSLATION Are Brad And Angelina Doing It?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Are they or aren't they? That is the question many a bored satire writer with far too much time on his hands is asking these days. The following is a translation of recent comments made by the stars of the hit new movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith about their personal lives.
Brad Pitt: The media focus on my personal life is misguided.
Translation: You bet we've been doing it.
Angelina Jolie: He's very down to earth and very funny.
Translation: Uh-oh. Looks like a 'let's just be friends' kind of a situation.
Brad Pitt: (Angelina's) dear to my heart.
Translation: They did it. Way to go Bradmeister.
Angelina Jolie: I think the world of Brad Pitt.
Translation: Brad who?
Brad Pitt: She's a firecracker.
Translation: Yes!!! Bingo!!! He shoots, he scores!!!
Angelina Jolie: People want an answer about what's happening
in my life, But I need to know what's happening first.
Translation: What are these strange feelings I am beginning to experience for online satire writers who spend
all day in their pyjamas?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Are they or aren't they? That is the question many a bored satire writer with far too much time on his hands is asking these days. The following is a translation of recent comments made by the stars of the hit new movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith about their personal lives.
