Saturday, June 11, 2005 07:00:29 AM
TRANSLATION
Mike Tyson's Pre-Fight Press Conference
Boxing legend Mike Tyson meets Irishman Kevin McBride this Saturday for a heavyweight contest in Washington, D.C. Here is a translation of some Tyson's remarks at a pre-fight press conference.
Mike Tyson: I'm gonna gut him like a fish.
Translation: I say, old boy, how about a jolly good spot of tea and biscuit once our little pugilistic confrontation is over?
Mike Tyson: Some reporters have called this [fight] a fiasco.
Translation: And to think this fight is being held in Washington, D.C. With Enron and Iraq,
we've got some pretty good company in the fiasco lounge.
Mike Tyson: I'm trying to break somebody's arm or bite somebody's ear.
Translation: Why do I have such a hard time finding friends these days? Is it me?
Mike Tyson: If anyone mentions Mike Tyson's name and they don't know my name, they're from another planet.
Translation: Greetings to all satire writers on Planet Zork.
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