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Friday, June 10, 2005 09:54:17 AM
TRANSLATION Michael Jackson's Spokespeople Translated
Against the wishes of his lead attorney Thomas Mesereau, Michael Jackson's
spokespeople, Raymone Bain and the Rev. Jesse Jackson, met with members of the press the other day. Our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands was there to translate what was said.
Raymone Bain: Michael is optimistic and confident.
Translation: Yikes!!! The guy could be going to 'you know what kind of prison' for the next 20 years!!!
Raymone Bain: The mood around Neverland is upbeat.
Translation: I've got first dibs on the Beatles collection.
Raymone Bain: He has learned from this and heâs not going to put himself in this position again.
Translation: Especially after buying a new copy of the Kama Sutra.
Jesse Jackson: Michael doesn't have a cash flow problem at this point.
Translation: That is, until he sees the phone bill and pizzas I charged to Neverland.
Against the wishes of his lead attorney Thomas Mesereau, Michael Jackson's
spokespeople, Raymone Bain and the Rev. Jesse Jackson, met with members of the press the other day. Our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands was there to translate what was said.
