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Friday, June 03, 2005 08:45:06 AM
TRANSLATIONS Britney Spears Opens Up To People Magazine
Britney Spears, one of the greatest individuals in all history, spoke to People magazine about
the important issues facing our world today. Naturally, our team of reporters with far too much
time on their hands was there to translate what she said.
Britney Spears: I'm very emotional sometimes.
Translation: You would be too if you saw your career going downhill as fast as mine is.
Britney Spears: I am experiencing horrible morning sickness.
Translation: As opposed to the general round-the-clock nausea caused by my reality show.
Britney Spears: (The sex) is better than it was before.
Translation: If you believe there is actually better sex than that experienced after a Las Vegas wedding.
Britney Spears: (After seeing the sonogram.) You can't really say anything.
Translation: It wasn't a big shift from my ordinary way with words.
Britney Spears, one of the greatest individuals in all history, spoke to People magazine about
the important issues facing our world today. Naturally, our team of reporters with far too much
time on their hands was there to translate what she said.
