Friday, May 27, 2005 05:00:51 AM
TRANSLATIONS
Angelina Jolie Talks About Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie provided an interview with Marie Claire magazine
in which she discussed
the status of her relationship with Brad Pitt, her co-star
in the upcoming film Mr and Mrs Smith.
Here's how postdocme.net's team of reporters
with far too much time on their hands
analyzed the hidden meanings behind each syllable that Ms Jolie uttered
to come up with this translation from our company headquarters
in the heart of Bekescsaba, Hungary's
satirical district.
Angelina Jolie: I am not dating anyone.
Translation: If I can't have an online satire writer I won't have anybody.
Angelina Jolie: Brad Pitt and I are just friends.
Translation: What, me go after a handsome, wealthy, talented and intelligent man when I could be with an
online satire writer?
Angelina Jolie: I could not look at myself in the morning if I (slept with a married man).
Translation: Of course, to reiterate, if he were an online satire writer
that would be another question.
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