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Monday, May 23, 2005 03:28:25 AM
TRANSLATIONS Tom Cruise Discussing Katie Holmes
Tom Cruise talked about his professed love for actress Katie Holmes with the television show Access Hollywood in an effort to prove the relationship is not a mere publicity stunt. Our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands were there to offer this translation of what he said.
Tom Cruise: I love this woman.
Translation: What was her name again?
Tom Cruise: She's magnificent.
Translation: No, really, what letter does her first name start with?
Tom Cruise: I am so happy and I am not going to pretend or hide it or be shy.
Translation: Cut! Okay, let's try that one again from the top. It just didn't sound convincing enough.
Tom Cruise: I'm having the best time and I'm really, really happy and I can't contain it.
Translation: When do we finish shooting on this? I want to go home.
Tom Cruise: She likes all the stuff that I love to do, she's funny and smart.
Tom Cruise talked about his professed love for actress Katie Holmes with the television show Access Hollywood in an effort to prove the relationship is not a mere publicity stunt. Our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands were there to offer this translation of what he said.
