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Brad Pitt Talks To GQ Magazine

Brad Pitt spoke publicly for the first time about splitting up with Jennifer Aniston in an interview for the June issue of GQ magazine. Here is a translation of what was said.


Brad Pitt: (Our marriage) is talked about like it failed. I guess because it wasn’t flawless.

Translation:: How many times do I have to tell a person that the top shelf of the refrigerator is mine!!!


Brad Pitt: Me, I embrace the messiness of life.

Translation:: I love it when Angelina dresses up in that housemaid's outfit.


Brad Pitt: (The reasons for our breakup are) so complex and multifaceted.

Translation:: Angelina's hot.


Brad Pitt: And truthfully, I’m interested in other things now.

Translation:: And let's not forget that the Olsen twins are 18!!!


Brad Pitt: Some of the things they’ve said during my and Jen’s split make me want to punch their lights out.

Translation:: Translator quietly leaves the room.


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