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Thursday, May 12, 2005 04:24:59 AM
INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING What Corey Clark Knows About Paula Abdul
It was announced this morning that Corey Clark has knowledge and evidence of a "distinguishing characteristic" on the body of Paula Abdul. But just what is it?
It is an unsavory business, this
pop world in which our team of
so-called reporters with far
too much time on their hands attempt
to apply their so-called trade -- in their pyjamas nonetheless.
Yet someone has to do it, or so our reporters like to fool themselves into thinking. Thus, as the Paula Abdul-Corey Clark scandal continues, they still manage to force themselves to wake up before noon almost every day to uncover the latest revelation in this ongoing saga.
Indeed, through their extensive investigations at the Green Tavern in Walla Walla, Washington, our reporters found that Corey Clark was right. Paula Abdul -- with good reason -- has something that she would not wish to have disclosed to the public at large.
What we have discovered may shock you, so please
proceed with caution. It is not for the
faint of heart or the sensitive of stomach.
But if for some depraved reason you really want to know what it was that
Corey knows, then click here.
It was announced this morning that Corey Clark has knowledge and evidence of a "distinguishing characteristic" on the body of Paula Abdul. But just what is it?
