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Tuesday, May 10, 2005 02:34:20 PM
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Revenge of the Sith: Which Star Wars Character Are You?

Our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands asked our panel which Star Wars character they most resemble and why.

Chancellor Palpatine because he knew how to f**king get things done!
I like that Jar Jar Binks. His character speaks to me. Or should I say, speaks LIKE me.
Chewbacca -- because he is big and powerful like me, with the same taste in haircuts.
R2D2 because he always brings a smile to my face with the things he says.
Darth Vader because he looks like he 'milked' a male horse or two in his time.
C-3PO because his exquisite demeanor and extensive knowledge of proper protocol make me appear stiff and unresponsive in comparison.
Do I find Count Dooku to be an extraordinary Cold Warrior? Of course, I do. Do I admire his skillful use of the Dark Side. You bet!
All those cute little Ewoks. There’s no higher love than sharing your bed with an Ewok.
It depends. Wookies are pretty big. Are Wookies proportional … everywhere?
While certain contents of character must be taken into consideration in order to properly weigh the pros and cons of each selection, there obviously has to be some latitude given to the pure emotional exhilaration experienced vicariously by the audience. Taking that into consideration, then the most obvious choice for me remains the Death Star itself, magnificent in its awesome capability to utterly destroy the economic structure of any star system.
Funny you should ask. Reminds me of the time I attended that Star Wars Convention in Miami dressed like Mace Windu. I ended up in my room with two pleasure Droids and someone dressed like Princess Leia in a slave girl outfit. They wanted to see my light-saber, if you know what I mean, and let me tell you, they weren’t disappointed…

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