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Monday, May 09, 2005 02:15:09 AM
FAMOUS TELEPHONIC DIALOGUE
Paula Abdul and Corey Clark: The Second Phone Conversation

In a little known fact unreported by so-called papers of record, Paula Abdul and Corey Clark spoke again immediately after her performance on this weekend's Saturday Night Live. Fortunately, one of our reporters with far too much time on his hands was there to jot down what was said.
(garbled voice) Hi Pyala, itme Cwery.
There seems to be something wrong with our line again. Look Corey, I have been trying to tell you a million times, as far as we're concerned you haven't got a snowflake's chance in hell.
You want to meet for sake in a hotel? Okay, Paula. I'm there baby.
No, Corey, I want you to take a permanent hike.
You think I'm a vibrant tyke. Oh, Paula, you never stop flattering me.
Corey, just hit the road and FOAD. (Hangs up)
Our love will never erode. I know how you feel Paula. See you soon, my darling.

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