Friday, May 06, 2005 01:52:26 AM
TRANSLATIONS
Corey Clark's Interview Concerning His Affair With Paula Abdul (Translated)
The following is a translation of statements made by former American Idol contestant Corey Clark that were broadcast last night on ABC's Primetime Live.
Corey Clark: She was opening my eyes to like, 'Look, you sing this stuff. This is how you're going to get through.'
Translation: She was opening my eyes to like, 'Look, as opposed to squealing like a pig, you might stand a better chance of getting through if you f**king sang, bonehead!'
Corey Clark: I want to look out after you like I'm your mom.
Translation: MILF! MILF! MILF!
Corey Clark: Well, maybe more like your special friend.
Translation: I have lots of 'special' friends that I see when nobody else is around.
Corey Clark: Abdul was 'polishing that dust off the dirty diamond and helping me shine a little bit.'
Translation: Dude, like, take a bath.
Corey Clark: I need to set the record straight for myself.
Translation: I need to make some quick cash.
Corey Clark: Unfortunately, I need to set the record straight for her too, because she was a part of it, This is me telling the truth. It just so happens to be a very explosive truth.
Translation: 14:58 ... 14:59 ... 15 minutes. Thank you, Mr. Clark, you're time's up.
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