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It's wonderful news. Personally, I am launching a movement to stop obnoxious jerks from getting too much airtime on television.
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| I am going to show kids the value of an education.
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I am going to mount an effort to block oil exploration in the Arctic.
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I'm going to teach people to learn to chill out.
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| I am going to rage against war.
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| I'm going to start a campaign against lying in government.
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| I'm going to lecture teenagers on the dangers of promiscuity.
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| I'm going to encourage people to laugh more.
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| I'm going on an international tour to promote peace and democracy.
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