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Tuesday, May 03, 2005 05:44:46 AM
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Laura Bush's Stand-Up Performance

First Lady Laura Bush stole the show at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner this weekend. Here is what our panel of experts had to say about her performance.

I've been doing full-time professional comedy for the past four and a half years and believe me she's a natural.
I am still cracking up.
And I thought Democrats had a monopoly on funny, entertaining people.
I invented stand-up comedy.
You Americans think you're so funny with your jokes, your wit and your sense of irony.
Lights. People. Must go back to cave.
While we're on the subject of comedy -- I have a plan to make this website funny by 2041.
So, there were these three buxom barmaids I met in the Catskills this one time. Believe me, I was standing up, if you know what I mean.

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