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Friday, May 06, 2005 01:51:58 AM
FAMOUS TELEPHONIC DIALOGUE
The Paula Abdul and Corey Clark Telephone Conversation
In light of the scandal swirling around pop star and American Idol judge Paula Abdul over an inappropriate relationship she may have had with former contestant Corey Clark, our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands felt obligated to release the following telephone transcript -- before Matt Drudge does.
(scrambled message) Haerw disis Cryra.
Hi Corey, this is Paula. There seems to be something wrong with this line.
Hi Paula. What did you think of my performance the other night?
That's why I'm calling Corey. To be honest, I thought it was real s**t.
I real hit!!! Wow!!! Thanks Paula!!!
No, I mean, your voice grates.
My voice is great. Paula I don't know what to say.
Corey, listen to me, your tunes suck.
You're moonstruck. Paula, wait a sec, I'm not sure I understand.
Corey, you haven't got a chance.
I thought that's what you were saying. You wanna start a romance. Paula?
I give up. I'd rather be shat on by a wren. Good night, loser. (Hangs up)
You'll pick me up at ten in a cruiser. Sounds wild. Until then, my love.

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