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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 09:58:43 AM
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Michael Jackson Lawyers Spat: What People Are Saying

Just when you thought things could not become any more bizarre in the circus that is the Michael Jackson trial, lawyers for the pop star surprised everyone by quarreling in public yesterday.

Here's what people are saying about latest in a string of unusual events:

This trial continues to be far more important than our sagging economy, the destruction of the environment and the endless mess in Iraq.
Since when do people pay attention to legal advice.
That Mesereau's got great hair. You gotta trust a lawyer with great hair.
Note to self: After finishing calls to Republican Senators advising against supporting John Bolton for UN Ambassador, place a call to the Jackson defense team.
I guess I know what's going to be happening on my show this week.
What's all this I hear about free trials? Juries? Innocent until proven guilty? You Americans always bring a smile to my face.
Excuse me but, like, the longer this trial goes on, the less meaningless headlines there are about me.
Speaking of which, there was this time I met these two blonde law students at Mardi Gras. After a couple of beer chasers, the only thing they were arguing about was who was going to have first go at the O'Reilly meister.

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