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Thursday, April 21, 2005 05:17:22 AM
TRANSLATIONS White House Defense of John Bolton Translated
The following is a translation of White House Press
Secretary Scott McClellan's response to critics of John Bolton, President Bush's pick to serve as ambassador to the United Nations.
Scott McClellan: Senate Democrats on the committee continue to bring up these allegations that are
unsubstantiated.
Translation: John Bolton allowed anyone and everyone the opportunity to leave his Neverland Ranch
freely and at his or her own will
Scott McClellan: And I think what you're seeing is the ugly side of Washington, D.C.
Translation:I'm not talking about The Redskins.
Scott McClellan: The United Nations has a lot of important business before it.
Translation: Wait a second ... I know what it is ... don't tell me ...
Scott McClellan: We have a lot of important business before the United Nations.
Translation: As we speak, there 50 applications for ice-cream scoopers at our bases in Iraq that have not yet been filled.
Scott McClellan: We need to get him in there.
Translation: I've got 20 bucks riding on it in the White House pool.
Scott McClellan: This is someone who shares the President's
commitment to making sure that we have effective multilateral organizations.
Translation: I know it's a little late but ... APRIL FOOLS!!!
Scott McClellan: And I think he's earned the respect of many people that
he has worked with because of what he's done.
Translation: Alright, John, you can let go of Senator Voinovich now.
