Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Thursday, April 07, 2005 05:21:17 AM
INVITATION The Marriage of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles
Remarkably,
our team of so-called reporters with far too much time
on their hands has managed to obtain a copy of the
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles wedding
invitation -- without having to change out of their pyjamas.
The following was sent to only a select few:
To Whom It May Concern,
Queen Elizabeth II of England and her
husband Prince Phillip request the honour of your presence distance in joining not joining us in celebrating trying to ignore the bar mitzvahgraduation wedding of their son Charles AndrewEdward
to Ms Paris HiltonJennifer Lopez Camilla Parker-Bowles to take place on the eighth ninth of April 2005 at Windsor CastleLas Vegas Garden of Love Wedding Chapel some place or other.
