Wednesday, April 06, 2005 11:43:04 AM
FAMOUS TEXT MESSAGES
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles
In our continuing effort to keep our reader(s) filled with entirely useless information, our group of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands has managed to obtain a text message transcript that shows how the upcoming royal wedding was delayed.
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Hello cuddly wuddly.
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| Hello honey bunny.
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| How are you, lovey dovey?
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| Fine, my beloved pumpkin.
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| Say, princess snookums, about this Friday.
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| Yes, schnooky lumps?
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| Well, sparkles, it's the darnedest thing.
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| What is it, my teddy bear?
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| Well, twinkles, mumsie won't let me until Saturday.
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| Oh drat, winky dinkums.
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| Indeed, shnoodle-bum, I had so looked forward to consummating our marriage before tea on Friday.
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| So was I, snicker-doodle.
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| Fiddlesticks, I guess we'll have to put off this messy carnal business another day, sugar bun.
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| Until then, studley-do-right.
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| Until then, poopsy.
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