Monday, April 04, 2005 03:28:06 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
Michael Jackson: A Virgin at 32? A Reaction
The deflowering of Michael Jackson did not occur until the age of 32, it was announced at the King of Pop's child abuse trial yesterday.
(While 32 may seem to some like a relatively ripe old age at which to lose one's virginity, it is really quite young when compared to certain Internet satire writers -- who shall not be named and who are still waiting for their day to come.)
Today we asked our panel, which consists of some the most prominent people of our day, if not all time, what they had accomplished at the age of 32.
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I lost a lot of my daddy's money at 32.
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I lost my car keys once at 32.
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I lost my grip with reality married George at 32.
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Ah, 32. Those were the days. I bombed my first country at 32. How great it was to be young.
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I climbed John Kerry's hair at 32. The greatest challenge of my life.
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I cracked my first smile at 32.
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Not only had I discovered the Internet, but I sang lead tenor at the Metropolitan Opera and also wrote all of Shakespeare's plays by 32.
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I got my virginity back at 32.
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