Tuesday, March 22, 2005 04:45:59 AM
ADVICE
Ask Dick Cheney for March 22, 2005
Dear Dick,
I am an extreme right-wing, warmongering guy who
works in an administration that has an implicit
disdain for âOld Europe.â What should I do?
PS, I have no experiences in economics.
- Paul W.
Dear Paul,
Have you thought about heading the World Bank?
Dear Dick,
I am an antisocial, ultra-right-wing guy with a near psychopathic distaste for international organizations that try to seek a consensus. What should I do?
- John Bolton
Dear John,
Well, we do need someone to be our ambassador at the UN.
Dear Dick,
Even though I am leader of the free world and the most popular president in the history of the United States there are some people out there -- particularly the so-called editors of so-called satire sites -- who refuse to take me seriously. What should I do?
- George W.
Dear George W.,
Who the f**k gave you permission to write that letter? It certainly wasn't me. You do as I tell you.
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