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Monday, March 14, 2005 05:10:32 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM What People Are Saying About Steroids in Baseball
The issue of steroid use in baseball is one that refuses to go away. So much so that even Congress got involved this week by subpoenaing several players and other key figures in the game to testify on the subject next week in Washington.
There are some cynics out there who refuse to believe that the enormous numbers
posted by certain players were just a coincidence. Far be it for our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands to
decide on such matters.
Instead, we leave it to people far more important than us to make up our minds for us.
Here is what our random panel had to say about the controversial matter of unethical performance enhancement in sport in general and baseball in particular:
It's not right for someone to try and enhance their career in ways that are not natural.
I have always relied on my own God-given talent to get ahead.
Contrary to popular belief, steroids do not shrink the male anatomy in anyway. I'm still the biggest prick in baseball.
Does this mean that Dick Cheney's 612-foot home run at last year's White House softball game might be called into question?
Steroids? In baseball? You have got to be kidding me?
Speaking of steroids ... there I was in Hamburg bar with three Czech stewardesses. Believe me, I didn't need any performance enhancement.
