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Monday, March 14, 2005 04:54:50 AM
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The Michael Jackson Trial: Celebrity Character Witnesses

It was announced today that pop star Michael Jackson will be seeking numerous celebrities to serve as character witnesses during his current trial. The list is essentially a who's who of famous names both past and present.

As a result, postdocme.net, in our continuing effort not to leave any details of the lives of popular people private, can now reveal how they are likely to testify.
In my opinion, Michael Jackson is the great basketball player ever to play the game.
Michael Jackson is as normal as they come.
Michael Jackson is innocent. You have my word on it. Together we will find the real freaky-looking child abusers.
Michael Jackson will be keeping me on the air for years to come.
Michael Jackson wid a biddyd ditl. Heeeeyyyyyyyy!
Wasn't I married to Michael Jackson for a while?
Michael Jackson was helping me research the sequel to my book.
Like with me, everything about Michael Jackson is 100% natural.
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