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Monday, March 14, 2005 04:55:47 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Reaction to the Michael Jackson Trial
With jury selection currently underway
to decide the fate of Michael Jackson, we asked our panel of experts for their thoughts on the latest trial of the year, decade, century, millennium.
Finally, the public can start concentrating on something far more important than the sagging economy, the consequences of global warming and quagmire in Iraq.
It's obvious that the guy is a complete weirdo.
Plus, he lacks charisma.
The prevailing predisposition pertaining to the potentiality of particular possible practicable peccadilloes render any present prognostications paradoxical and non-plausible.
I can't believe someone in my family could be so indiscreet.
The people involved in this trial would do anything for publicity.
Well, I guess I know what I'll be doing every night for the next ten years.
Fuck off!
So there I was sipping martinis and smoking a cigar in a Bangkok hotel room with these three Russian models ...
And then we'll take North Dakota and South Dakota, then Michigan and Ohio, and then Washington, D.C. ... YAAARRRRRRGGHH!!!
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