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Thursday, January 13, 2005 05:22:30 AM
LETTERS
Prince Harry's Letter of Apology

I would like to take this occasion to state that I am truly sorry if my actions last weekend should have offended people in the Jewish community.

What I did was inexcusable and was not intended as an insult to big-nosed, money-grubbing Hymies. After all, some of the best friends of the best friends of my best friends are Yids.

Likewise, I would also like to speak out against racial insensitivity towards other minorities, such as greasy Mediterranean types, suspicious dark-skinned people and spooky, untrustworthy Asians.

Bigotry against those who are inferior to us has no place in a modern Britain.

Deutschland über alles


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