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FAMOUS TEXT MESSAGES
The Demise Of The Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston Pairing

In light of the recent news development that has shocked the world, postdocme.net -- through a combination of steadfast determination to present the information our reader(s) hunger(s) for and a staff of reporters with far too much time on their hands -- has managed to find a text message transcript involving Mr Pitt and Ms. Aniston.

How RU?
Fine and U? Wuz up?
nt mch. I'm thinkN bout lendN a hand 2 those N Da world who R sufferN.
Tsunami victims?
No, doZe who saw Troy.
What's ^ wid U?
stil getN used 2 life aftr Friends.
some Friends. Joey went n got Hs own show And do U seriously think we'll ever hear frm the guy who playD Ross again?
LOL
There's somethiN eLS I wanna discuss.
wa tiz it love of my life, appL of my eye?
I wan 2 Dvorce
:-((((
Who Iz it? Colin Farrell? Eminem? Tucker Carlson?
I'm crushed. I gueS my only chanC now of meetN babes again is 2 start an online satire site

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