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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:51:36 PM
INTERNATIONAL EVENTS
George W. Bush in Canada: Major Disturbances Reported Throughout the Country

(Canadian police have reported the following disturbances and acts of civil disobedience during President George W. Bush's visit.)

A Tim Horton's donut shop manager in Sudbury, Ontario reports that three separate customers "forgot" to clear off their tables.

Winnipeg police find a car parked more than six inches from the curb.

An angry mob in Toronto tips over a Matchbox replica of an American car outside a busy downtown department store.

A man in Saskatoon changes the channel on his television set while President Bush speech to Canada is being broadcast.

In Montreal, dozens of incidents of people complaining about the weather are reported.

Women in the Yukon strip down to their sweaters, leaving them with only four layers of clothing.

University students in Vancouver boycott American fast food restaurants for two hours.

A bus driver in Calgary fails to say "Have a nice day" to a passenger getting off the bus.

A man in Fredericton, New Brunswick deliberately neglects to use his right-turn signal while changing over from the center lane.


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