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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 04:48:30 AM
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Why I Voted Republican

We asked a group of voters why they decided to vote Republican in this year's election. The following is a sample of the responses we received:

I have no economic interests to vote against.
Why not? I'm Canadian.
Let's see. I had a good reason. I just can't remember. Dick and Condi told me what is was this morning. But what was it now…?
Aint nothin' more fun than pissin' off liberals.
Heck, everyone else was voting Republican.
This country needs to establish some f**king decorum.
I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL.
Given the inherent failings of Keynesian ideas I felt it incumbent that our nation's monetary policy adapt a more classical economic position.
You mean there was a choice?
James Baker promised to scratch my belly and give me an extra Milkbone every night if I voted Republican.
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