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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:51:11 PM
TECHNOLOGY The New Microsoft Search Engine
It is my privilege today to introduce to you the highly anticipated Microsoft Search Engine.
The Microsoft Search Engine represents a dramatic step forward in our efforts to control absolutely everything.
Through our innovative and downright revolutionary technology, you will now be able to run a search on almost any topic just by typing words related to the subject you are interested in learning more about and clicking on a button that says "Search."
(The Internet has such an obvious need for this type of technology that one wonders why companies like Google and Yahoo! haven't thought of this before.)
So, go ahead, type in what you are looking for below and see what wonders the World Wide Web has in store for you.
It is my privilege today to introduce to you the highly anticipated Microsoft Search Engine.
