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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 08:43:54 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
George W. Bush Versus John Kerry: An Analysis

We assembled a group of conservative reporters and commentators - each renowned for his/her ability to put partisan politics aside - to help provide us with a fair-minded and objective explanation of how George Bush easily defeated John Kerry during Thursday's debate.

Here is what they had to say.

Kerry's grasp of the issues and overall awareness of what's going on just prove how unpresidential he is.
Kerry can say General Shinseki. America doesn't need a president who can do that.
Say, did Bush by any chance mention that he works hard?
Who am I and why am I here?
Kerry didn't use all of his timeouts.
The man works hard. Give him a break.
Bush won the debate because Kerry sucks. So there.
Unlike John Kerry, President Bush, along with several of today's spokesmodels of extreme conservativism, bravely chose not to risk his life and go to Vietnam. Now, Senator Kerry wants to turn back his brave decision to send other people's children to battle.
Kerry answered the questions without umming and ahhing. He just had to have known what was going to be asked in advance.
Bush really does work hard, you know.
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